Strange whimsical dreams

I was sharing with someone a strange dream I had the other night & now I care to share it with you.

Last night I dreamed that a cat swallowed another cat & it was still alive living inside of it. Somewhat like Jonah & the whale. I tried talking to the cannibal cat into spitting out the other. Sure enough he said he would but he kept putting me off day after day.

Finally a week went by & I started worrying that the consumed cat had died since it hadn't eaten in a week's time. Finally one day the consuming cat said that the day had come & it was time to spit out the swallowed cat, but first it needed a cigarette before beginning this strange yet painful process. ( Somehow, in this dream, as all dreams, I had some past knowledge that this cat was a smoker and had been trying to quit for a month's time.) In reply to that request I told the nicotine driven cat that I would bake it cookies instead if only he could grant me my request.

Well, the cookies were baked & after presenting the fresh batch of cookies & the inhalation of them from the cat swallowing cat, I noticed that the enormous lump in it's belly, that was due to the swallowed cat, was no longer there. I asked the cookie eating cat & it was then that he told me during the night while he was sleeping, the swallowed cat walked out of his body and entered the world. I felt jipped.

Strange. I know.